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Groucho Marx
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

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