A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.
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Chelsea Handler
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

By Chelsea Handler

I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

By Chelsea Handler
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