I figured, what harm could come from a little bit of fun? Crabs. The Canadian girl gave me crabs.
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When you're in the safety of the future, the past doesn't seem so relevant.

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My old ways were much more appealing than my new ways.

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I must have appeared like a real bad boy in Christy's eyes. Well, at least a bad boy by home and away standards.

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Staying out all night and sleeping most of the day is quite a drain on the wallet.

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I guess my biggest problem is that I find it easier to relapse than to carry through.

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Besides the pain in my gut, why shouldn't I laugh? I've almost escaped death in a foreign country.

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I think that Richard was more of a one-girl-for-the-rest-of-your-life-marry-and-make-a-family kind of guy.

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In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.

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Your imagination and some masturbation is a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into.

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A donation to the police officer's back pocket should have you on your way without a problem.

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Anxiety's already tingling my skin.

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It'll be the biggest decision of my life. Knowing me, I'll probably make the wrong choice.

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I'm not a hero, though. I'm just a man.

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I don't make people smoke pot or meth, snort coke, put pills or tabs in their mouths or shoot themselves up with heroin. I just transport the stuff.

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Your choice is your choice and you need to accept what happens, not shift the blame to someone else if it doesn't turn out your way.

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