And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
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P.G. Wodehouse
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He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

By P.G. Wodehouse

Squiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?'

By P.G. Wodehouse

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

By P.G. Wodehouse

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

By P.G. Wodehouse

Well, you know, there are limits to the sacred claims of friendship.

By P.G. Wodehouse

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

By P.G. Wodehouse
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