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Roald Dahl
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We are all a great deal luckier that we realize, we usually get what we want - or near enough.

By Roald Dahl

Life is more fun if you play games.

By Roald Dahl

Hey, my spaghetti’s moving!” cried Mr. Twit, poking around in it with his fork.

By Roald Dahl

It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.

By Roald Dahl
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