I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.
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There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

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That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ...

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For Beatrice, when we first met,

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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

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Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.

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