A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you

Par John Steinbeck

Sexiness wears thin after awhile and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that is a treat.

Par Joanne Woodward

A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.

Par Anne Lamott

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband

Par Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Par Oscar Wilde

The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.

Par Nora Ephron

There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.

Par Greta Garbo

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Par Rodney Dangerfield

I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Par George Carlin

Never Let anyone tell you that you can't; show them that you can.

Par Gloria Mallette

The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.

Par Nancy E. Turner

I married a damned cereal killer

Par Susan Elizabeth Phillips

When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.

Par William Shakespeare

I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked and wouldn't.

Par L.M. Montgomery

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

Par Ogden Nash