Mi forma de bromear es decir la verdad. Es la broma más divertida
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Woody Allen
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

بواسطة Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

بواسطة Woody Allen

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

بواسطة Woody Allen

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

بواسطة Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

بواسطة Woody Allen

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

بواسطة Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

بواسطة Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

بواسطة Woody Allen

L'Amour est une sorte de butoir contre la solitude.

بواسطة Woody Allen -1992
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