Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Woody Allen
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

By Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

By Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

By Woody Allen

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

By Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

By Woody Allen

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

By Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

By Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

By Woody Allen

L'Amour est une sorte de butoir contre la solitude.

By Woody Allen -1992
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