The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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Groucho Marx
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Fuera del perro, un libro es probablemente el mejor amigo del hombre, y dentro del perro probablemente esta demasiado oscuro para leer

By Groucho Marx

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

By Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

By Groucho Marx

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

By Groucho Marx
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