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You haven't really been anywhere until you've got back home.

By Terry Pratchett

I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people.

By Terry Pratchett

Progress just means bad things happen faster.

By Terry Pratchett

Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things.

By Terry Pratchett

YOU FEAR TO DIE?

By Terry Pratchett

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

By Terry Pratchett

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.

By Terry Pratchett

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

By Terry Pratchett

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"

By Terry Pratchett

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

By Terry Pratchett

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

By Terry Pratchett

I AM ALWAYS ALONE. BUT JUST NOW I WANT TO BE ALONE BY MYSELF.

By Terry Pratchett

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad

By Terry Pratchett

She couldn't do any worse, but then, he couldn't do better. So maybe it balanced out.

By Terry Pratchett

...it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.

By Terry Pratchett
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