12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.
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Former best friends make the worst enemies.

By Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We are some people’s friends only when they are with us.

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A true friend makes your problem their problem.

By Mokokoma Mokhonoana

At times the best thing you can do for someone is to refuse to help them.

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Many a man does not have a girlfriend, yet a girlfriend has him.

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Only a fraction of sane people enjoy their own company. The rest endure it.

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Because of their lack of originality, women who say that they like their men like they like their coffee turn off even men who are black and strong.

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Through drowsiness, your body is telling you that you need to rest. By drinking a caffeinated drink, you are telling it to go to hell.

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A historian is a risk-terrified prophet.

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Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

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Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.

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Life is a daily battle with people and things that are trying to change us and those that are trying to prevent us from changing.

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Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.

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Beauty is instantly more than doubled—ugliness, more than halved—by the mere act of smiling.

By Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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