Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Groucho Marx
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Fuera del perro, un libro es probablemente el mejor amigo del hombre, y dentro del perro probablemente esta demasiado oscuro para leer

By Groucho Marx

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

By Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

By Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

By Groucho Marx
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