To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

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If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.


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She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

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Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.


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Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.


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If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.


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The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.

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