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Chuck Palahniuk
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Our purest form of joy comes when people we envy get hurt. That most genuine form of joy.

By Chuck Palahniuk

Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

By Chuck Palahniuk

You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.

By Chuck Palahniuk

We just had a near-life experience!

By Chuck Palahniuk

Anymore, no one's mind is their own.

By Chuck Palahniuk

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

By Chuck Palahniuk

Every last minute of my life has been preordained and I'm sick and tired of it.

By Chuck Palahniuk

Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

By Chuck Palahniuk

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.

By Chuck Palahniuk

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.

By Chuck Palahniuk

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

By Chuck Palahniuk

What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.

By Chuck Palahniuk

It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.

By Chuck Palahniuk

At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

By Chuck Palahniuk

You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past.

By Chuck Palahniuk
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