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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

By Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

By Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

By Woody Allen

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

By Woody Allen

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

By Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

By Woody Allen

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

By Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

By Woody Allen

L'Amour est une sorte de butoir contre la solitude.

By Woody Allen -1992
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