Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

بواسطة Mae West

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?"

بواسطة Rachel Hawkins

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

بواسطة Suzanne Finnamore

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

بواسطة Mae West

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

بواسطة Nikola Tesla

Never forget the nine most important words of any family-

بواسطة H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

بواسطة Groucho Marx

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

بواسطة William Shakespeare

Almost every sinful action ever committed can be traced back to a selfish motive. It is a trait we hate in other people but justify in ourselves.

بواسطة Stephen Kendrick

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

بواسطة Robert Frost

We ruined each other by being together. We destroyed each other’s dreams.

بواسطة Kate Chisman

A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

بواسطة Dave Meurer

I love you more than I hate everything else.

بواسطة Rainbow Rowell

Nice people don't necessarily fall in love with nice people.

بواسطة Jonathan Franzen

you can take this mouth

بواسطة Daphne Gottlieb