Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

By Mae West

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?"

By Rachel Hawkins

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

By Suzanne Finnamore

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

By Mae West

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

By Nikola Tesla

Never forget the nine most important words of any family-

By H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

By Groucho Marx

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

By William Shakespeare

Almost every sinful action ever committed can be traced back to a selfish motive. It is a trait we hate in other people but justify in ourselves.

By Stephen Kendrick

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

By Robert Frost

We ruined each other by being together. We destroyed each other’s dreams.

By Kate Chisman

A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

By Dave Meurer

I love you more than I hate everything else.

By Rainbow Rowell

Nice people don't necessarily fall in love with nice people.

By Jonathan Franzen

you can take this mouth

By Daphne Gottlieb
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