I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.

By K.A. Mitchell

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

By Winston S. Churchill

Everyone has the fire, but the champions know when to ignite the spark.

By Amit Ray

Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.

By Jessica Park

Do you understand what I'm saying?"

By Terry Pratchett

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

By Vince Lombardi
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