Somehow, the Good Lord don't want to see no man start a cold morning with just black coffee.

By Robert Newton Peck

I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I'd had it more.

By Kevin Sinnott

She was made mostly of coffee and empty spaces.

By Adelise M. Cullens

Looks like I missed a party. Good. I wasn’t really in the mood to off demons this evening. Haven’t had my coffee yet. (Jared)

By Sherrilyn Kenyon

Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time.

By Iris Murdoch

His smile was like a Dylan album and a cup of coffee on a sunny afternoon

By Jen Archer Wood

American coffee can be a pale solution served at a temperature of 100

By Umberto Eco

You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?"

By David Levithan

Right,” Holden said. “No coffee. This is a terrible, terrible planet.

By James S.A. Corey

Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.

By Darynda Jones

He mulled that over. "Sheriff Connally woulda let us shoot 'em."

By Craig Johnson

The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.

By Haruki Murakami

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

By Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

I brought you some coffee.” he held out the cup but she waved it away.

By Cassandra Clare

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

By Daniel Handler