I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.

By Brian Andreas

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.

By David Lynch

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

By Terry Pratchett

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.

By Louisa May Alcott

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

By Cassandra Clare