A silent yawn is a scream for coffee

By T. Haque

Put the coffee on, bubbles, I'm coming home

By Richard Brautigan

First dentistry was painless.

By Arthur Guiterman

No! I'm not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!

By Anthony Liccione

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

By Tim Minchin

We look up to see if it is day or night.

By Roman Payne

Coffee! Coffee!

By Immanuel Kant

Taking away coffee from Americans is like taking away oil from the motors.

By M.F. Moonzajer

He looked down at my cup and his little, bony fingers started crawling towards it.

By Tia Artemis

Some of the world's most effective thoughts happen over a brew of morning's coffee

By Prabhukrishna M

Till such time that there are strong men in this world, a woman would prefer strong coffee!

By Manoj Vaz

These days, “getting lucky” means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT!

By Comic Strip Mama

I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.

By Randy Kagan

The coffee will help with post-resurrection synapse realignment. Trust me.

By Adam Christopher

If this is decaf, I'm going to pour it on your head.

By Audrey Bell
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